The Olive and Water Diet

To all of our new customers and some of our old ones ,


I'm sure that after all the lawsuits have been dismissed, we will be able to sit down and have a good laugh about our altered diet. Since the buck stops with me, it was not my fault. There was a glitch in our system. We state very clearly that we are not responsible for typos and clearly this was a typo.

Besides, who in their right mind would drink eight gallons of water a day? Come on! You should have known we meant eight cups of water, not eight gallons of water!
When we realized that a mistake had been made, we had already sold over two million copies of our new diet. It would not have been good economics to pull the rest of the copies off the shelves.

Did you see all the reviews before the little mistake was discovered? Okay some of the reviews were not so nice. And one reviewer even had the balls to claim I had made this diet up! All of my diets have been looked at by several well known doctors who were at the bottom of their class.

We put an apology in the local issue of our paper as soon as our lawyer returned from his three month vacation. Perhaps you missed the apology. We spared no expense to make sure the apology was the smallest and hardest to find in the four page weekly newspaper.



The original diet has been a huge success for us. Eight cups of olives and eight quarts of water a day. What could be easier?

Countless millions have lost tons of weight.

Of course, my stock in four olive companies has tripled.



If this diet did not help you lose all that weight, I have a great news for you.

Next month, I'm introducing a brand new diet which will trim that extra weight right off.

But if you want to prepay for this beautifully bound four page book with gold trim and a personal letter signed by me, just send a check made out to "Cash" for $45.95 which includes shipping and handling to the address below.